Refusing to get a haircut since July 2019. And I also win pitches. Lots and lots of pitches. So how can I help you? 

Need inventive digital/social tactics that really are out of the box? Yes, I do that. Just ask NIGEL at TAP CREATIVE.

Need to impress a client with a strategy deck filled with insights and analysis that actually ladder up to something actionable? Yes, I do that too.

What about general writing needs? Scripts? On-asset copy? Comics? Yep, I have written, am writing and will write it all. Why? Because I can't afford to retire, that's why.

What about dishes, you ask?

Sorry, you're on your own for that (wait... how much are you paying me?).


Shorty Awards finalist! I developed this concept to debut the trailer for American Gods season 3.